Hmph… Your challenges get more and more annoying every time.
…But…it’s the friendly thing to do, huh?
(Just why I usually wouldn’t do it…)
If it’s the kind of thing she wants me to do, then I’ll… I’ll do it for the Goddess. I’m not doing this for you and definitely not for the villagers! I’m doing it for the Goddess! …
And my rivals… They get the mercy of all this potential profit taken off my shipments. Maybe they’ll manage to come close in the records today.
Every villager!? You can’t be serious! This time I have to mean it, too?
As stupid as this is… Whatever. I won’t lose to you.
I can’t make up a good thing for some people where there isn’t one.
I win since your challenge is flawed.
Physically impossible? Hah!
For you, maybe.
I can do anything.
Humph! What a dumb, rigged contest! I get nothing if I win, and have my own profits to lose.
…But I won’t lose. I can show you that I have enough self-control to fulfill such a simple challenge.
The one I said before didn’t count. We’re starting now because I say so.
… …Humph. Just let me get this stupid thing over with. Stupid.
(… … …N-no… I would rather be trampled to death by my own cows than let her think… …)
…I’ll choose the mayor’s daughter, who I’ve already admitted is sort of tolerable in her bland, forgettable way. Besides, by marrying into the mayor’s family, I could probably take over the village someday, and show people how things should really be done.
As you can see, there is no emotional or physical attraction behind either of these answers and anyone who says otherwise will regret it.
P.S. I really hate you. And I take satisfaction only in the fact that you also lose your own stupid Game when you so obnoxiously bring it up to me. I hope it was worth it, idiot.
…The only thing I hate more than losing right now is you!
…Obviously, no such person exists!
Everything I just said is the opposite of everyone I’ve ever met. People are all the same. None of ‘em would do anything for me but drag me down to their own pathetic level. That’s why I don’t see any point in trying to find something as stupid as a “mate.”
But, I gave you the description you asked for, so I win.